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Hi I'm Scott. I'm Todd. We're here to talk to you about the DVD release of the movie 300. A great action film as far as action films go. Yes very much so. Not an intensely scripted [Todd: Cerebral film] or plotted but excellent as far as pure action. It's got an incredibly interesting visual array of things for you to check out. They've got the enemies of the 300 the Spartans that are defending their homeland. They've got a bevy of different deformities coming after them. The weird thing about the film for me was that it seemed like it was about the perfect people which the Spartans were supposed to be versus the deformed or disabled because almost all of the members of the opposing army has some type of deformity. I mean all of the guys the right the Spartans are all completely shaved ripped abs right? And instead of like a vampire movie where the biting is the piercing [Scott: The stabbing and piercing.] the stabbing is the standing for sex. Okay hold on. I think maybe you got something on the brain [Todd: I maybe but no dude.] but it did. It's all about how butch can you be and I will stab you with my sword. There was certainly an aspect of that. You know and they've all got their little bikini on right? And there is this repetitive mechanical [Todd: Sure] block with the shields thrust with the spear [Todd: Yeah.] and this repetitive almost sexual kind of The violence is the stand in for sex essentially and the aggressive kind of hyperbutch [Scott: But] not really. They're all shaved. Have you ever seen a Greek guy in a Speedo? They're not shaved. They're furry and look like kind of an ape. How do you know what Greek guys in Speedos look like? You've never taken a cruise? Okay. Right and he's got perfect abs. Or shaved like a hairless cat. It's unbelievable. Okay yeah. They all are walking around like hairless cats with cape. Like these are Greek guys? Come on. The cape. Come on. Overall for as far as action movies go I'd say good action. I'd say one star. I'd probably have to give it two or three star I'd say three stars. I'd go thumbs down. I'd go straight across the board because it's an interesting and watchable film. But I'm Todd. But otherwise I'm Scott. This is our review.